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• Lal: "I am genter neuter, inadequate." -- "The Offspring", Stardate unknow
• I am functioning within normal parameters. -- Lal to Troi, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
• Father says I would learn a great deal from someone as old as you.
  -- Lal to Guinan, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...
• Lal, I am unable to correct the system failure. "I know.
  We must say goodbye now. "I feel..." What do you feel, Lal?...
• A malfunction...emotional awareness. -- Picard about Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
• Why is the sky black? -- Lal to Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
• Don't misunderstand me. I have great respect for your father.
  You do not speak with respect. She seems very adversarial....
• Hello Lal. How are you? Troi...Admiral...Admiral...
  An Admiral from Starfleet has come to take me away....
• Judging from their laughter, the children at school found my remarks humorous.
  So without understanding humor, I have somehow mastered it....