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Judging From Their Laughter, The Children At School Found My Remarks Humorous.
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Judging from their laughter, the children at school found my remarks
humorous. So without understanding humor, I have somehow mastered it.
-- Lal to Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
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Lal, I am unable to correct the system failure. "I know.
We must say goodbye now. "I feel..." What do you feel, Lal?...
Lal is my child. You ask that I volunteer to give her up.
I cannot. It would violate every lesson I have learned about human parenting....
The children were not laughing with you, they were laughing at you.
Explain. One is meant kindly, the other is not. -- Data & Lal, "The Offspring," stardate 43657....
Why is the sky black? -- Lal to Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
Father says I would learn a great deal from someone as old as you.
-- Lal to Guinan, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...
I am gender neuter, inadequate. -- Lal, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0
Lal: "I am genter neuter, inadequate." -- "The Offspring", Stardate unknow
Purpose for exterior drapings, father? It is an accepted custom that we wear clothing.
-- Lal and Data, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...
I am functioning within normal parameters. -- Lal to Troi, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0