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• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
• I am FLAMING CARROT! Even best friends fear me a little!
• I'll panic if I bloody well want to!
• I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now!
• If I am ever stuck on a respirator or a life-support system, I definitely want to be unplugged--but not till I get down to a size 8.
  -- Henriette Mantel...
• I hate Bloody tagline
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think
  Oh boy! I'm going insane again. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...