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  -- The best reason of all, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• Why am I lying on the floor. In this undignified position, with the four of you standing over me, displaying expressions of.
  .. -- Data, "The Schizoid Man", stardate 42437.5...
• Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
  Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did....
• I am the one you warned me of...
• I am Julian of Borg - But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you?
• You know what bugs me? People who smoke cigars in restaurants.
  That's why I always carry a water pistol filled with gasoline. -- Paul Provenza...
• And you don't resent it? The VISOR or being blind? Since they are both part of me and I really like who I am, why should I resent them?
  -- Scholar and Geordi, "Loud as a Whisper", stardate 42477.2...
• The problem with losing stuff is that it always happens when you're not watching.
  Of course if you were watching I guess the stuff wouldn't get lost, would it....