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Homer: Marge, Will You Marry Me? Marge: Why? Am I Pregnant?
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Homer: Marge, will you marry me?
Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?
-- The best reason of all, "A Milhouse Divided"
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Marge: I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation.
Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. [she walks off] Marge...
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Kirk: What makes you guys so special? Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broke
a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine. A Milhouse Divided...