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• There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
  -- Lily Tomli...
• No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. -- Lily Tomli
• Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
• You are in a very strange room. Even though your lamp is on, it is as as if you had no light at all.
  I cannot tell which direction is which which and I am not sure if there are walls or exits....
• I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle it's much too confining." -- Lily Tomli
• When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
  -- Flugg's Law...
• Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.