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• Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
• Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
• You know you say things are 'much of a muchness' -- did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness?
  "Really, now you ask me, " said Alice, very much confused, I don't think --" "Then you shouldn't talk," said the Hatter....
• The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?
  he asked. "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end...
• Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.
  "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least - at least I mean what I say - that's the same thing, you know....
• That's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.
  "It's the oldest rule in the book," said the King....