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All Committee Reports Conclude That, "It Is Not Prudent To Change The Policy [or Procedure, Or Organization, Or Whatever] At This Time.
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All committee reports conclude that, "It is not prudent to change
the policy [or procedure, or organization, or whatever] at this time."
-- Thomas L. Martin
Related:
Management directs and controls change. -- Thomas L. Marti
Committee reports dealing with wages, salaries, fringe benefits, facilities, computers, employee parking, libraries, coffee breaks, secretarial support, etc.
always call for dramatic expenditure increases. -- Thomas L. Marti...
Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.
-- Thomas L. Marti...
The faculty expands its activity to fit whatever space is available, so that more space is always required.
-- Thomas L. Marti...
Administration maintains the status quo. -- Thomas L. Marti
All hierarchies contain administrators and managers, and they tend to appear at alternating levels in the hierarchy.
-- Thomas L. Marti...
Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, We attend and amend Which means that from morning And contend and defend to night, Without a conclusion in sight.
We confer and concur, We defer and demur, We revise the agenda And reiterate all of our thoughts....