Committee Reports Dealing With Wages, Salaries, Fringe Benefits, Facilities, Computers, Employee Parking, Libraries, Coffee Breaks, Secretarial Support, Etc.

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Committee reports dealing with wages, salaries, fringe benefits,
facilities, computers, employee parking, libraries, coffee breaks,
secretarial support, etc., always call for dramatic expenditure increases.
-- Thomas L. Martin

All committee reports conclude that, "It is not prudent to change the policy [or procedure, or organization, or whatever] at this time.
-- Thomas L. Marti...
Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.
-- Thomas L. Marti...
Faculty purchases of equipment and supplies always increase to match the funds available, so these funds are never adequate.
-- Thomas L. Marti...
The faculty expands its activity to fit whatever space is available, so that more space is always required.
-- Thomas L. Marti...
Administration maintains the status quo. -- Thomas L. Marti
Management directs and controls change. -- Thomas L. Marti
When living on the fringe, make sure to enjoy all the fringe benefits.

Committee Reports Dealing With Wages, Salaries, Fringe Benefits, Facilities, Computers, Employee Parking, Libraries, Coffee Breaks, Secretarial Support, Etc.

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