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• Why do you weep. Did you think I was immortal?" ~~ Louis XIV, King of France, d. 1715
• I am Stephen King of Borg. You will be assimilated in a horrific way.
• ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
  ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
• I am a Jew else, an Ebrew Jew. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 4
• Love to eat them mousies, Mousies what I love to eat, Bite they little heads off, Nibble on they tiny feet.
  -- B. Kliba...
• I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• ARTHUR: ... and I am your king .... OLD WOMAN: Ooooh!
  I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective ....
• I can call spirts from the vasty deep. Why so can I, or so can any ma
  but will they come when you do call for them? - Shakespeare, king Henry IV, Part I...