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ARTHUR: ... And I Am Your King .... OLD WOMAN: Ooooh!
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ARTHUR: ... and I am your king ....
OLD WOMAN: Ooooh! I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an
autonomous collective ...
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship....
WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN
Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king....
ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to shut up. OLD WOMAN
Order, eh -- who does he think he is? ARTHUR: I am your king!...
ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-- ARTHUR
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?...
ARTHUR: I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked .
.. DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior....
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.
Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady....
LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
.. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...