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I Argue Very Well. Ask Any Of My Remaining Friends.
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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an
argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and
steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect,
they don't even invite me.
-- Dave Barry
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