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I asked my local vicar about The Church
And he offered to take me to Jesus
I also asked him about Faith No More
And he still offered to take me to Jesus
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
The somewhat old and crusty vicar was taking a well-earned retirement from his rather old and crusty parish.
As is usual in these cases, a locum was sent to cover the transition period....
I paid a visit to my local precinct in Greenwich Village and asked a sergeant to show me some rape statistics.
He politely obliged. That month there had been thirty-five rape complaints, an advance of ten over the same month for the previous year....
How 'bout a clothes shop for Swinging Blue Jeans?
I met the Surgeon General; he offered me a cigarette.
I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain' -- Tammy Faye Bakke
HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns.
He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun....
FUCK You've just been waiting for this definition, haven't you.
Here is how to use the word 'fuck' in almost any conversation....