FUCK
You've just been waiting for this definition, haven't you. Here is
how to use the word 'fuck' in almost any conversation.
NORMAL EXPRESSION FUCKING EXPRESSION
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I am surprised Well, fuck me
Please go away quickly Fuck off
My condition is one of fatigue I'm fucked
You seem to have made an error of judgement You fucked up
Stop engaging in frivolous activities Stop fucking about
He is a person of below average intellect What a dumb fucker
That option is not a suitable choice Fuck that
I have not made significant progress I've done fuck all
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
