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I Asked You Not To Have A Spaz Attack In Tx.general, BUT NOOOOO!!!! -- Karl, Via John Belushi
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I asked you not to have a spaz attack in tx.general, BUT NOOOOO!!!!
-- Karl, via John Belushi
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National Lampoon's Animal House Toga, Toga!. --John Belushi
National Lampoon's Animal House Food Fight! --John Belushi
Sometimes you have to be a harsh cookie editor. -- Karl
What? Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we say it is!
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! -- John Belushi, from Animal House...
Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings.
The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing. -- Karl Lehenbaue
Better to kill time than have it kill you. -- Karl
My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call.
The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?" -- John Mendoza...
Hold still while I flame you. -- Karl Lehenbaue