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• I have travelled the length and breadth of this country, and have talked with the best people in business administration.
  I can assure you on the highest authority that data processing is a fad and won't last out the year....
• The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing. -- Karl Lehenbaue
• NO! You may not have another cookie. -- Famous Last Word
• Better to kill time than have it kill you. -- Karl
• You have to be cheerful sometimes, you know.
• It's my cookie file and if I come up with something that's lame and I like it, it goes in. -- karl
• In the face of entropy and nothingness, you have to kind of pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.
  -- Karl Lehenbaue...
• You hear the fortune cookie's hissing!