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• The following appeared in the health section of Glenntown's local newspaper.
  "Several national medical studies suggest that older people who have pets tend to enjoy better health than those who do not have pe...
• The problem with the way many people live their lives is that they spend most of their time providing for their old age, to the point where they do not live long enough to enjoy it.
• Of all U.S. Presidents, none lived to be older than Thomas Jefferson, who died at the age of 91.
• I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty, ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
• There was an old woman who lived in a shoe She said "with my pension, that's all I can do" It may be substandard, but just down the block, I know an old lady who lives in a sock.
• Taglines are for those people who tagalong long time.
• I attribute my success to ambition, determination, guts, integrity, fairness, honesty, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
  -- Lord Juliu...
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
• It may be that those who do most, dream most. -- Stephen Leacock