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• Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. Abraham Lincol
• In hope to merit heaven by making earth a hell.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto i, Stanza 20...
• I believe in L. Ron "Mother" Hubbard.
• Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
  -- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• If you keep your eyes so fixed on heaven that you never look at the earth, you will stumble into hell.
  -- Austin O'Malley...
• If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
• When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is. -- A. Rand
• By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell -- and hell heaven.
  The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed. -- Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf...
• Heaven is down. Hell is up. This is proven by the fact that the planets and stars are orderly in their movements, while down on earth we come close to the primal chaos.
  There are four other proofs, but I forget them. -- Josh the Dill, King Kong Kabal...