Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
IBM: I've Become Magnanimou
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
IBM: I've Become Magnanimous
Related:
IBM: It's Become Monolithic
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
IBM: I Blame Mathematic
IBM: I Blame Microsoft.
IBM: I Breaks Monthly