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• Ms. Krabappel: I believe that with persistent discipline, even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
  Homer: Chief Justice of the Supreme Court....
• Mrs. K: I believe with persistent discipline, even the poorest student can end up becoming, oh, say, Chief Justice of The Supreme Court.
  Homer: Chief Justice of The Supreme Court. What great men he would joi...
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• One senior citizen and one Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
  -- Justice Bart Simpson buys movie tickets, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's accomplishments.
  The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warre...
• I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments.
  The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warre...
• Homer: I'm thinking of a number between one and fifty.
  Marge: Is it 37? Homer: D'oh! ... I mean.... No. -- A numbers racket, "Itchy and Scratchy...
• The ACLU has stood foursquare against the recurring tides of hysteria that from time to time threaten freedoms everyhere.
  .. Indeed, it is difficult to appreciate how far our freedoms might have eroded had it not been for the Union's valiant representation in the courts of the constitutional rights of people of all persuasions, no matter how unpopular or even despised by the majority they were at the time....