I Bought A Blank Tape At The Stereo Store, And Came Home And Put It On My Stereo.

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I bought a blank tape at the stereo store, and came home and put
it on my stereo. A few minutes later there's a knock at my door.
It's a neighbor complaining. He's a mime.
(I didn't REALLY hear him knock!)
-- Steven Wright

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