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• Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
• How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?
• B: Well, I'll tell you. I just got myself a paramour.
  A: A paramour??? At your age??? B: Sure. Why not at my age?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• But oh! as to embrace me she inclin'd, I wak'd, she fled, and day brought back my night.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- On his Deceased Wife...
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....