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I Bought A Dog The Other Day. I Named Him Stay.
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I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. 'Come
here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane.
-- Steven Wright
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I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.
.. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane....
I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here.
.." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
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