I Have A Dog; I Named Him Stay. So When I'd Go To Call Him, I'd Say, "Here, Stay, Here.

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I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here,
Stay, here..." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me
and just keeps on typing.
-- Stephen Wright

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