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In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.
Don't cry over spilt milk
It's no use crying over spilt milk, because all the forces of the universe were bent on spilling it.
-- William Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)...
Why does it matter if we all put our pants on one leg at a time?
There is no sense in crying over spilt milk. Sophocle
An "M" is an V that broke its leg playing football.
Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
-- Henny Youngma...
Don't cry over spilt milk, let the cat in to enjoy your misfortune.