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• I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I dish out the BS.
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• Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
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• See? I told you them wizards was dangerous {ribbet}!
• There was a phone call for you, I told them you were playing and goofing off.
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• The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.
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