I Can No Longer Sit Back And Allow Communist Infiltratio

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I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist
indoctrination, communist subversion and the international communist
conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
-- Col. Jack Ripper, _Dr._Strangelove_

EMACS: Embarrassed Manual-Writer Accused of Communist Subversio
Communist -> A Socialist in a hurry..
I am ... a communist. -- Senator McCarthy, 1951
I was a teenage were-Communist undead spy for the KGB.
A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin. -- Jack Pomeroy
Beware of malapropisms. They are a communist submersive plot.
Communist party (fun time!) -- Oxymoro
Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
Communist (n.): A person winning an argument with a Conservative.

I Can No Longer Sit Back And Allow Communist Infiltratio

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