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I Was A Teenage Were-Communist Undead Spy For The KGB.
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I was a teenage were-Communist undead spy for the KGB.
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I turn undead poets with holy symbolism.
I am ... a communist. -- Senator McCarthy, 1951
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltratio
communist indoctrination, communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!...
Bugs Bunny works for the KGB.
Are we undead - or what?
A KGB keyboard has no escape key.
Permit me to introduce myself. My name's Dracula, Lord of the Undead.
God, I do love the way that sounds. -- "Dinosaurs For Hire...
I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
It's Ensign Lestat, Jim. He's undead.