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• Back and side go bare, go bare, Both foot and hand go cold
  But, belly, God send thee good ale enough, Whether it be new or old....
• The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat.
  And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?...
• A wizard, huh? I throw my drink at him.
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
• Never send a MAN to do a WOMAN'S work! Why do you think I CAME here?
  "Not for the good of my ego, that was for damn sure." -- John Gaunt, aka GRIMJACK...
• If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink,-- Good wine, a friend, because I 'm dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why.
  -- John Sirmond (c. 1589-1649) -- Causae Bibendi...
• I saw him now going the way of all flesh. -- John Webster (c.
  1580-1625) -- Westward Hoe, Act ii, Sc. 2...
• Paster Crosstalk: What items are specifically mentioned by GOD as being unclean?
  Now did you know... preying birds... praying mantises....