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Never Send A MAN To Do A WOMAN'S Work! Why Do You Think I CAME Here?
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"Never send a MAN to do a WOMAN'S work! Why do you think I CAME here?"
"Not for the good of my ego, that was for damn sure."
-- John Gaunt, aka GRIMJACK
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There *are* standards. If you can't see one, you *make* one and stick to it come Hell or high water -- until you see a BETTER one.
-- John Gaunt, aka GRIMJACK...
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
. "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.
Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
The more I look, the more I like it. I do think it's good. I wish you were here to see it.
Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?
Well, I haven't. I find that whenever a woman becomes friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance...