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• I can remember when a good politician had to be 75 percent ability and 25 percent actor, but I can well see the day when the reverse could be true.
  -- Harry Truma...
• I can remember when nostalgia was worthwhile.
• The following appeared in a newsletter on nutrition and health.
  "Although the multimineral Zorba pill was designed as a simple dietary supplement, a study of first-time ulcer patients who took Zorba suggests that Zorba actually helps prevent ulcers....
• Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
  Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent....
• When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
  In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all, because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10 minutes....
• One of my less pleasant chores when I was young was to read the Bible from one end to the other.
  Reading the Bible straight through is at least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin....
• One of my less pleasant chores when I was young was to read the Bible from one end to the other.
  Reading the Bible straight through is at least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin....