When You Slithered Out Of Your Hole That Day, And You Spewed Your Venom All Over This Defenseless 12-year-old Girl, You Made This Court's Top 10 Hit List.

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"When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all
over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all,
because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10
minutes. You are nothing but a weed, a weed among wheat...And when we have a
weed, it's my job to eradicate the weed, because if you don't you will choke
the wheat. Therefore, I'm going to take you off the streets for just as long
as I possibly can. It means you aren't even eligible for parole until you're
92. That leaves only one more count, aggravated robbery. ..You stole this
little girl's bra as a souvenir, probably to brag about it to your friends
later on. Well, I'm going to give you a souvenir of Trumbull County justice.
And that is, you will receive a maximum sentence of 10 to 25 on the aggravated
robbery for the stealing of that bra. And I hope that if you last 25 years in
prison that you remember that souvenir.

"Get this scum out of here!"
-- A sentence passed by Judge W. Wyatt McKay of Trumbull County, Ohio

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