I Can Still Recall Old Mister Barnslow Getting Out Every Morning And Nailing A Fresh Load Of Tadpoles To The Old Board Of His.

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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a
fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and
round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out,
"Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then, we
had some growing up to do.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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