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• I'm not the heroic type. I was beaten up by Quakers. -- Woody Allen, Sleepe
• Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
  .. -- Woody Alle...
• Marriage is the death of hope." -- Woody Allen, "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
• How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
  -- Woody Alle...
• Yes, that was Richard Nixon. He used to be President.
  When he left the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware....
• Yes, that was Richard Nixon. He used to be President.
  When he left the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware....
• Yes, that was Richard Nixon. He used to be President.
  When he left the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware....
• I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. -- Woody Alle
• I was such a pacifist I used to get beaten up by Quakers -- Woody Allen,Sleepe