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• Sex alleviates tension. Marriage causes it." -- Woody Allen, "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
• I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. -- Woody Alle
• I can't believe you haven't had sex in 200 years." "204 if you count my marriage.
  -- Woody Allen, "Sleepe...
• On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
  The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you....
• Don't knock masturbation---it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Alle
• That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex
• It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Alle
• What is it about death that bothers me so? Probably the hours. -- Woody Alle