I Can't Decide Which WRONG TURN To Make First!! I Wonder If BOB GUCCIONE Has These Problems!

I Can't Decide Which WRONG TURN To Make First!! I Wonder If BOB GUCCIONE Has These Problems!

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I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!
I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!
-- Zippy the Pinhead

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