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• I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Could I have a drug overdose? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• How do I get HOME? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I am having FUN... I wonder if it's NET FUN or GROSS FUN? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!! I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE as a COMPLETE STRANGER?
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I feel better about world problems now! -- Zippy the Pinhead