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  Maria Robinso...
• So after today, Germans can go into any country they want.
  ...Say, wasn't that the problem in 1939? -- Johnny Carso...
• Can I go back to bed now?
• And today will go down in history as Unknown.
• You can go home now, I can finish this without you.
• I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.
  The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80 degrees today," and I said "Oops....
• CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes?
  He won't be long. MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today....
• Windows: Where do you WANT to go TODAY? You WANT to, but you'll never get there.
  And you can go to only ONE place per day. -- Ewout Stam...
• How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?