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• MORTICIAN: He isn't. CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
  DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment....
• CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
  DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER...
• DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart! CUSTOMER
  Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him....
• clop clop] MORTICIAN: Who's that then? CUSTOMER: I don't know.
  MORTICIAN: Must be a king. CUSTOMER: Why? MORTICIAN...
• MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
  DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!...
• MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead!
  [clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER...
• ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
  ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
• WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN
  Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king....
• ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to shut up. OLD WOMAN
  Order, eh -- who does he think he is? ARTHUR: I am your king!...