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I Can't Take Your Call Right Now, At The Tone, Hang Up.
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I can't take your call right now, at the tone, hang up.
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Call me back so I can hang up on you!
Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now.
If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now....
Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
(Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call.
(Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers....
Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around....
Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone.
Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...
I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out-of-the-body experience.
In fact I'm standing right behind you and I can hear everything you say....
Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up.
Thanks for calling Dial-An-Asshole. Right now, all our assholes are busy.
After the tone, leave your name and number, and we'll have an asshole return your call as soon as possible....