I'm Unable To Take Your Call In Person Because I'm Having An Out-of-the-body Experience.

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I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an
out-of-the-body experience. In fact I'm standing right behind
you and I can hear everything you say. But leave me a message
anyway to help me reconnect when I get back.
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...

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