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• Lead us in a few words of silent prayer. -- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach
• Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season.
  One word and one word only: Super Bowl. -- Bill Peterson, football coach...
• When you throw dirt, you lose ground. -- Steve Sloan, former Texas Tech University football coach
• Last season we couldn't win at home, and this season we can't win on the road.
  My failure as a coach is that I can't think of anyplace else to play....
• Every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old!
  Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? -- Homer Simpso...
• I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside.
  I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said....
• Norm is angry.] Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson?
  Norm: Clifford Clavin's head. -- Cheers, The Triangle Sam...
• Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
  Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
• Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
  Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?...