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Every Time I Learn Something New, It Pushes Out Something Old!
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Every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember
that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
-- Homer Simpson
Related:
Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
-- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
Homer: So, how's it going, Grimey? Grimes: I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson.
Homer: [laughs] Wish I had a nickel every time I heard that....
Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new!
Homer: ...it's Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet.
Wiggum: That's _exactly_ how Dillinger got started....
Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...