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2+2=5-ism: Caving In To A Target Marketing Strategy Aimed At Oneself After Holding Out For A Long Period Of Time.
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2+2=5-ism:
Caving in to a target marketing strategy aimed at oneself
after holding out for a long period of time. "Oh, all right, I'll buy
your stupid cola. Now leave me alone."
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X
Related:
Now Denial: To tell oneself that the only time worth living is in the past and that the only time that may ever be interesting again is the future.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Divorce Assumption: A form of Safety Net-ism, the belief that if a marriage doesn't work out, then there is no problem because partners can simply seek a divorce.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Safety net-ism: The belief that there will always be a financial and emotional safety net to buffer life's hurts.
Usually parents. -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Historical Overdosing: To live in a period of time when too much seems to happen.
Major symptomes include addiction to newspapers, magazines, and TV news broadcasts....
Historical Underdosing: To live in a period of time when nothing seems to happen.
Major symptomes include addiction to newspapers, magazines, and TV news broadcasts....
Mental Ground Zero: The location where one visualizes oneself during the dropping of the atomic bomb
frequently, a shopping mall. -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Me-ism: A search by an individual, in the absence of training in the traditional religious tenets, to formulate a personally tailored religion by himself.
Most frequently a mishmash of reincarnation, personal dialogue with a nebulously defined god figure, naturalism, and karmic eye-for-eye attitudes....
Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Emotional Ketchup Burst: The bottling up of opinions and emotions inside oneself so that they explosively burst forth all at once
hocking and confusing employers and friends - most of whom thought things were fine....