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• Were you with these, my prince, you 'd soon forget The pale, unripened beauties of the north.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 4...
• Could I come near your beauty with my nails, I 'd set my ten commandments in your face.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VI -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• If I throw a dog into a bag, is it a doggie bag?
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• When I forget my sovereign, may my God forget me. -- Lord Thurlow (1732-1806) -- 27 Parliamentary History, 680
  Annual Register, 1789...
• The only GOOD Club in my bag is Canadian Club.....
• If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget her cunning.
  -- Old Testament -- Psalm cxxxvii, 5...
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs.
  ..in a _bag_. -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook...