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• I haven't lost my mind, it's in the gutter right where I left it!
• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  ..on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  .. on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
• Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
• I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them.
• Ith i nk m y ha rd d i sk i sfr a gme n te d !
• On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
  On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
• Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please.
• Get your mind out of the gutter, you're crowding me.