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I Didn't Think It Could Be Done, Though Given Sun's Track Record
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I didn't think it could be done, though given Sun's track record, I
suppose that I shouldn't be surprised that they've managed to produce
an even worse keyboard than any that they previously had on the
market.
-- Steve Wadlow
Related:
So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even worse is, our standards keep changing.
Take Playboy magazine. Back in the 1950s, when I started reading it strictly for the articles, Playboy was considered just about the raciest thing around, even though all it ever showed was women's breasts....
So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even worse is, our standards keep changing.
Take Playboy magazine. Back in the 1950s, when I started reading it strictly for the articles, Playboy was considered just about the raciest thing around, even though all it ever showed was women's breasts....
For my own part, I have never had a though which I could not set down in words with even more distinctness than that which I conceived it.
-- Edgar Allan Poe...
If there had ever been a time when I could have given my own life to save her I would have done it.
... -- Avo...
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
Wadlow: [lifts Nelson out of the sewer by his head] Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
Nelson: Yeah. Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall....
Now, nakedness is a delightful condition. And it keeps you very pleasantly cool - especially, I suppose, if you happen to be a man.
But as I walked on eastward that afternoon through my private, segregated, Tonto world (exercising due care at first for previously protected sectors of my anatomy) I found I had gained more than coolness....
It could be worse... I could be using MegaMail!!!
I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record..." ~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953