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I'd Like To Ram A Hunk Of Fried Goat Cheese Straight Up His Ass.
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I'd like to ram a hunk of fried goat cheese straight up his ass.
-- A wonderful line from MYSTIC PIZZA
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I wish they had never invented fried cheese!
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