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I Had Fried Mozzarella Cheese. Deep-fried Cheese. Oh, There's A Cardiovascular Dream Come True.
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I had fried mozzarella cheese. Deep-fried cheese. Oh, there's a
cardiovascular dream come true. The cheese doesn't have enough fat--let's
give it a cholesterol Jacuzzi! '
-- Rick Corso
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I wish they had never invented fried cheese!
-- Marge cries at Homer's funeral (in Lisa's dream), "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
I'd like to ram a hunk of fried goat cheese straight up his ass.
-- A wonderful line from MYSTIC PIZZA...
I want to buy some cheese...
I have always thought in the back of my mind, cheese and onions. -- The Rutle
You... do *have* some cheese, don't you?
I line my pockets with hot cheese.
Cheese can be your friend!
It seems to be uncontaminated by cheese.
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.