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• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- None of my socks match. -- I'm having all my plants neutered....
• I'd love to, but... the grunion are running. -- 30 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... the last time I went, I never came back. -- 47 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. -- 41 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
  -- 43 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
  -- 68 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to fluff my shower cap. -- 35 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
  -- 86 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...